Sunday, May 29, 2011

A derailment of the dialogue man and the Buddha makes sense !

night, one person, one Buddhist temple, Fozuo stand.

by: Holy Spirit of the Buddha, I am a married person, I now fervently in love with another woman, I really do not know the ruffle.

Buddha: Can you confirm that you fall in love with this woman is the only end your life a woman?

people: Yes.

Buddha: Do you divorce, then marry her.

man: But I love gentle, kind, virtuous, I do have a little cruel, a little immoral.

Buddha: there is no love in marriage is cruel and immoral, you are in love with someone else no longer love her, you got it right.

man: But I love love me, really love me.

Buddha: that she is happy.

man: I want to divorce her after she marries another woman, she should be very painful and would be happy ruffle it?

Buddha: In marriage, she also has her love for you, and you have been in marriage for her lost love because you love someone else, is is happy with that, lost is painful, so painful is you.

man: But I want to divorce her after she marries another man, she should lose me, she should have is painful.

Buddha: You're wrong, you just love her marriage to a specific, when you do not exist in this specific time, her true love will be extended to other specific because her marriage true love never lost it. So she is happy and you is painful.

by: love me a life she said she would not fall in love with someone else.

Buddha: Then you say it?

person: me. Me. . Me. . .

Buddha: Do you now see before you the three candles incense burner, the brightest Flanagan.

people: I really do not know if is the same light.

Buddha: The three candles is like three women, one of which is that you love that woman, mortal beings, millions of women far more than a million, you will not even these three are the brightest candle Flanagan do not know, can not you love to find out why you can identify the woman you love is your life only last a woman?

person: me. Me. . Me. . .

Buddha: Do you now hold a candle in your eyes, hard look at the brightest

Flanagan people: of course, is the brightest in front of this root.

Buddha: You can now put it back in place, and look at the brightest

people Flanagan: Flanagan I really still do not see the light.

Buddha: In fact, you just take the Okanagan is like a candle that you love the last woman, the so-called love from the heart, when you feel you love her, you put your heart go to sleep of its brightest, when you put it back in place, but you can not find the feeling of the brightest point, you only last so-called love is just elusive, in the end after all, is nothing.
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person: Oh, I understand, you do not want to divorce me and my love, you are enchant me,

Buddha: see through do not say break, you go ;

person: I really know who I love, and she is my current partner.

Buddha: Amitabha, Amitabha



you had someone I have loved nothing more than that is a mortal beings, but love from the heart , thinking that he / she will love this life, when you feel you love her, to feel your love with him / her the most precious, when all things owned by the original, life continues, he / she is nothing more than our lives A passer.

we can not determine which one is the love life, if you do not know how to cherish the love you around you / your loved one, one day, will be passing around you.

find a person you love is not easy to find a person who loves you is not easy. If you can not determine which one is your favorite person, why not become someone else's love in their own time to cherish this love? Love from the heart, you tell yourself you love him / her, naturally, fall in love with him / her.

If you love do not love you, please remember: love from the heart. You too to focus on his / her body, and try to open your focus, you will find light candles everywhere.

love and not love, that is nothing more than an idea.

thing of the past in the past love to let it go, it is only a part of our lives, but a small drop in the ocean, but the crossbow in a long dark green dust. Not those in the past, it will not bring you and me now.

cherish the present, is always better than half-hearted

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Colombian beauty even your child !

Oh ~ ~ is quasi-fast can even play out the following to your ~ Oh ~ ~
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Determine the cause of your future wife, a high degree of

Determine the cause of your future wife, the height, the men look at the woman to learn a school ~~~~~...



very much appreciate the beautiful host Phoenix Star interview, Shen said this sentence: a man is his top choice taste in women. A man's house, car, cigarette lighters, suits, of course, can become part of his taste, but the most essential and most authentic taste of the performance of a man is what he chose a woman.

choose what kind of woman is equivalent to choose what kind of life. As the saying goes, men fear into the wrong profession, women are afraid to marry the wrong husband, a man is it not. Write Great William Shakespeare wrote many wonderful life drama, but his marriage was no romantic. Marriage because he clearly learned the hard way, life would wear a better understanding of love.

people live this life, what we have to it? Really need is a good attitude and leisurely mood. Only family harmony, healthy state of mind only people who have the quiet conditions. For example marry a good woman, you can give a man leisurely mood. So, should marry a woman to be what has the highest taste it?

1, the most important quality a woman should be good, and virtues, filial piety. The world does not know how many hardy men suffering from his wife and his real mother of plywood between the gas? In fact, the relationship between handle and the elders are not so simple words of filial piety, there are a lot of skills and personality problems.

2, virtuous, which is the same age female virtue. That specific point, that is to be able to cook, laundry, take care of their families. Even at home hire nanny, also need a hostess to make arrangements get set up.

3, notice of ceremony. This is a new era for the requirements of the times a woman. A woman's temperament and upbringing is a rich outpouring of the heart, but also with others where the real distance.

4, thinking, and taste. Have bothered to get involved in thinking of making her gossip among others, she has always been a Good taste, so she can express their own style of Originality.

5, sensible. The most important thing is for the dignity of man, and she attacked me at home, but not in public satire, making fun of me. Do not know the dignity of a woman to maintain her husband is very stupid woman.

6, full confidence, relatively free. Grass is always greener is a human instinct, there is no guarantee of a lifetime only to have a positive impression. All the world to advise women to be married to learn hard He wanted to be left alone for a while, what do Suizui asked whether, should send a cup of tea, gently shut the door just fine.

7, have a stable income. Women dependent on men to survive not only be independent, self-esteem. Very much agree.

8, no excessive material desires. I want my wife to be is the kind of BMW sitting, bicycle riding can also be five-star hotel stay, camping tents do not mind, eat, adversity tries.


9, a little childlike innocence. If a man really love a woman, you should maximize the care of her innocence. Not lost a childlike woman, standing face to face can make a long boring, fun.

10, enjoys reading and music. Prefer not to see what colorful reading fashion magazines, is nothing like listening to music to forget the popular ballad. Classic books and music can make life trivial and not the years in her soul bears the traces.

11, working ability, skill. The woman apparently did not work too much time skeptical. Have skills make her own entertainment, good control of emotions. As long as there are certain endowments and diligence, this is not a problem. 'd Have an education, talent, can teach their children well, it seems more important.

12, a little romance. Marriage is a color, a live, there is movement in the world, it is difficult to imagine a romance does not have, do not have the taste of a woman is a good wife.

over 12 standards, should have it all. Have such a woman, even if the sun and moon and stars are cold, the mountains are bad vegetation gone, the marriage can in memory of the original light, visible and unknowable in any corner of the burning warm ... ...

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Hacking a computer idiot and a dialogue

Hacker: I control your PC
white: how to control it?
hackers: white with a Trojan
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
hackers: Open your task manager
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
White: > Hackers: a funk? ! Hey
white: just come to help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems of my Lord
machine hackers:. . . . . .


white: how do you always in my computer and out
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer makes me feel stupid white Jesus


: I heard that you would create !
hackers: ah
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
hacker: is generally the
white: you can black out those sites?
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I thought it was because you look black. . . . .
!
white: every day you come in, do not feel bored with it?
hacker: is pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen one of the
white: is not it, that was the brand name
Hacker: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine the only virus a
White: Oh ~ ~ that you see my . . . . Goodbye


hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
white: not seen you for several days, was my firewall blocking you?
hackers: Haha, jokes on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
White: I want to ask you a favor
hacker: What?
White: Can you modify that data into the power system
hackers:. . . . . . What do you want! !
White: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
hackers: die! !


hacker: you're dead Where is it? ! ! !
white:. . . . Went out to play for a few days, ah, come to me why
Hacker: I'm looking for something
White: What I find here?
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago, an old virus, the virus on your machine only saved the most complete hacker friends


: I come! !
. . . . . .
hacker: how not to speak?
white: a bad mood
hackers: Who bullied you?
White: No. I have not lost a Q, which has my online love
hackers: this simple, I'll get back
White: Take it back
hackers: No possible, tell me what number?
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember


white: you gave me out! ! ! !
hacker: how wrong? !
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play? ! !
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, they makes up the two posts, I promise next time do not play
White: No! ! !
hacker: how should you like?
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, the first time I was red-faced, good happy Oh, you must give me compile a
hackers: down!


hacker: hey, I have done a lot of fun
White: What
Hacker: I go to the forums posted the top
white: this ah
very common hacker: I see stickers on the top, enjoy the accused landlord is a pig, a good vent
White: Wow, so exciting, I can never dare to be censored!
Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
white: this is also fun? !
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID


white: you're pro?
hackers: You can say it.
white: high to what extent?
hackers: ah, I am bored to their own
white black: Ah, this I will!
hacker: you can? !
White: Yes, ah, one off it was dark. . . . .
hackers: Go!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Top national fashion mantra

1. You make me roll, I rolled. You make me come back, I'm sorry, roll away the
2. Hooliganism are not scary, gangster culture ... ...
3. Bullish B, and let silly B to speak!
4. to drive much, but a rookie!
6. mine in the review continues, the price increased in control!
7. XP does not get angry, you think it is a DOS ah!
8. No way out for a hero, rogue does not look at age!
9.'m alive, because we will die for a long time!!!
10. people are not smart, but also bald! !
11. nothing to do Do not call me, not to find something I
12. ning and playing a sensible, not a word with sb
13. and then cattle b of Chopin, but also not playing I sad!
14. as long as the hoe dance well, then there is a corner dug down?
15. even advertising letters, books, reading stupid it!
16. to be mixed in the arena, preferably a bachelor! !
17. Do not I have more than lazy, I'm too lazy compared to you.
19. morning and can not afford a long sleep; night as sleep, such as go!
21. Women who have capacity for Yue herself by poor men!
22. Tulv, would dare Pindao rob Shi Tai?
23. Fanjian is a universal truth, only one of you and I
24. Only women with English sad too, only his wife and working hard to find also!
25. make other people's money, so poor go to hell.
26. even believe are hidden in the middle of a lie
27. Money is not the problem, the problem is money!
30. Huai just like pregnancy, a long time before people see it.
31. a bad mood today. I was only four sentences say. including this and the previous two. I finished saying
32. people can not hang in a tree, near the trees in Try a few more dead trees
33. other people's way, let people desperate
34. thinking of how far you go away
35. The donkey is the concept came down
36. click on the Google, Baidu.
37. Do you think I will watch you to die? I will close my eyes.
38. since you do not speak English in front of me was, OK?
39. long time no one to leather was blowing so delightful!
40. wake up, the days are dark.
41. money can solve the problem is not a problem.
42. do not eat how can effort to lose weight ah?
43. I ask to have the misery, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel
44. Money is not everything, and sometimes animals.
45. I allow you into my world, but it will not allow you to walk around my world.
46. who fear strong fear of famous pig, male fear of female Papan money.
47. cherish the life - God has let you live, you certainly have his arrangements.
48. the work of the highest state is watching other people work, led the wages of others.
49. Love is like going to the toilet, flushing, to never come back ~ Love is like poop, came after stopping it ~ Love is like poop, they are not the same as always ~ Love like poop, and sometimes hard for a long time but only ass!
50, the last rogue in the mountains, and now rogue in public security

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Supernatural events

today met a very strange thing, night after dinner to go home. Could have been directly upstairs , but mysteriously to think a cigarette in the garage , just opened the garage door and suddenly saw a cat in the garage , very strange, quickly called to ask family members have not put the cat in, say there is no , how did the cat come from?
stranger things still to come, I carefully put the cat out of the garage , the cat did not go , but I Tuibian kept around a circular motion , but also meow So many times , I thought it was hungry , just chocolate pocket and pull it out at once, like to the cat , the cat did turn around when I Tuibian I could feel the cat 's actions , but when I Chocolate is ready to throw down when the cat , but suddenly found that the cat was gone , look around , empty, nothing.
I suddenly felt chilly body .

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Whose parents are not farmers, a story of migrant workers have 【 1

train, the conductor of a very beautiful woman, staring at the workers look like a middle-aged man shouted: But in my hand.

conductor smiled at him strangely and said: Tickets same as you? Show me. br>
conductor sneer a bit: pull up --- he was only half a foot.

conductor looked askance and said: local accounts, certificates of disability for people not to. And I was working in the private site, after the owner ran into trouble, and I do not have the money to the hospital for evaluation ... ... to, for information. Middle-aged conductor once again shows he is a disabled person, bought a ticket as the price and the disabled vote ... ...

conductor also asked: br>
middle-aged man said he had no evidence of disability, and then let the conductor to see half of his foot. Conductor did not even look, he said impatiently: br> middle-aged man about to fade. He rummaged body

pockets and luggage, and only a few dollars, not enough replacement ticket of. His tearful on the conductor said: of it. ask you to spare, give me a break! coal shovel it, counted as voluntary labor. the conductor's eyes, said: Tell me, you are not a man! > look at the people around laugh.

conductor Lengle Leng, said: not only certification of identification, a man card is the man, not man card is not a man.

woman conductor conductor stand up for rescue, her old comrades said: nose, said: old comrades look calm, sly smile, said: Only one person did not laugh, he was the only middle-aged half a foot, he will be looked at in front of all of this, I do not know when, eyes filled with tears, I do not know wronged, is grateful, or hatred ..................< br>


because they are farmers, who rely on farming can not feed a get one, so they into the city, you call them migrant workers.
because they have no culture, no easy task, it can only shop and go to some of tired, dirty and dangerous is that you look down on manual labor, with their pair of hands, made from blocks of your office building.
that they do not have your insurance, they do not even know where to turn to the accident points to the claim, you look down on those who are migrant workers, they are the greatest people, they simple, do not you living in the community cunning.
when you blew air conditioning in the office playing computer, perhaps they are working overtime against the sun roof site, and my heart was still thinking about more money to children to buy several good tutorial, add a few to his wife new dress ...
How can any of their personality, those of you ignorant people to trample! ! !
like the old phrase A person who has lost a man of heart, then it do not deserve a life!
not turn not Chinese.