Monday, March 28, 2011

Leave the cattle (not vomiting blood strange )

 Staff: boss today, I want the day off -
boss : Do you want the day off -
Staff: ah -
Boss: What you are asking ? There are 365 days a year , 52 weeks. You have 2 days off per week , a total of 104 days , 261 days of work left , right -
Staff: ah -
boss : You have 16 hours a day away from work, 174 days , 87 days left , right -
Staff: ah -
Boss: Every day you spend at least 30 minutes online add up to 23 days per year , and the remaining 64 days is not it -
staff :.......... -
boss : the remaining 64 days ; every time you spend 1 hour lunch , and spent 46 days, 18 days is not it -
Staff : -
boss : You usually 2 days per year sick leave , so you work for only 16 days -
Staff: silent -
Boss: 5 holidays a year off from work , leaving only 11 days -
Staff : ... ... ... ... ... ... -
boss : Every year the company also generously give you 10 days vacation, you must register for work 1 day -
Staff : -
Boss: And you actually have to ask this a day off -
Staff: I was wrong -

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