Tuesday, April 5, 2011

8 epiphany you have a joke

 The architect called a lady architect, said that whenever a train passed, her bed would shake.
Seeing the situation, it snapped He Wen: French women take a box with a woman to lure the British, who complained about her to strip to lie down after the cold. Mr. own quilt to her, she kept saying the cold.
how can I help you? I can not jump off the train go to your mother, right? ;
Mike walked into the restaurant, ordered a soup, the waiter immediately to his client.
waiter just left, and Mike would yell out: ... ... br> 4, wearing the wrong
dining room, the one exception humble people timidly touched another customer, that person is wearing a coat.
Mr. Pierre is not? ;
5, call back to London
a Scotsman, like the way to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, then sent a telegram to my father: address? Speed ​​report.
day, he received an urgent call back: the most useless.
6, there are three stories
to New York vacation. They are in a 45th floor high-rise hotel booked a suite.
One night, the building elevator failure, the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the hall.
They conferred and decided on foot back to the room, and decided to take turns telling jokes, singing and storytelling in order to reduce the fatigue CASTLE.
told jokes, sang songs, and finally climbed to the 34th floor, we all felt exhausted.
In the hall.
7, a famous writer
sell books to bookstores to visit. Bookstore owner by surprise, and quickly removed all the books, all put the book writer. Writer came to the bookstore, the heart is very happy, asked: finished.
8, to help
at the post office lobby, a woman went to a middle-aged him, and politely said:

old lady said: , was asked: please forgive me.

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